me:  hi  what’s our address?
Kamron:  whoa
so weird
“our address”
Shit’s gettin’ real, y’all. I’m nervous, but so very excited.

Please Hold the Salt

SCW:  oh my god. that is all. oh my god.
me:  holy hell. i just wet my pants
SCW:  yeah, i’m wiping up the floor beneath me.
me:  hahaha we’re gonna leave a trail like slugs all over bedford avenue

So I’m kind of an asshole, but a loving asshole

Sister:  http://www.groupon.com/deals/tlc-medispa-3?c=button&sid=11169487&utm_campaign=tlc-medispa-3&s=body&division=washington-dc&utm_content=all-deals_washington-dc_ddo_highlight_4&date=20120508&utm_source=newsletter&p=1&utm_medium=email&addxe=T05HSU5OQEdNQUlMLkNPTQ==&user=06aee50fdf805ba286a8f21054747fe2aaef1086038f141d69b4ec7a9be5f544

Sister:  it’s in tysons. $175 for 6 sessions
me:  holy crap balls. get it (for me)
Sister:  wth lol
me:  did u get it?
Sister:  lol are you forreal? i haven’t looked up reviews about the place. i can’t imagine it being bad, though at tysons. that is an expensive gift, my friend. lol bougie wants it too?
me:  but you love me. and i’m not your friend, i’m your sister.
Sister:  LMAO stfu
Sister: lol well look up the reviews and tell me what you think.
Sister: it’s for the “small” area only
Sister: so probably face and pits, not your down there
me:  i’ll buy my own down there
me:  I’m hairier than bougie. boug has no hair, except for her upper lip.

Morning Chat

me:  lolol @ChoclateStarCan’t wait til @feesampo has a baby, it’s gonna be the cutest little blasian baby ever! Lol she might get me for this..
Kamron:  ….
Kamron:  “blasian”
me:  Kambodian
Kamron:  hehe yeah
me:  breed of our own lolol
Kamron:  indeed
me:  from a long lineage of strapping lads
Kamron:  hahaha something like that  😉