I said, “Yes.”
Banteay Srei . Siem Reap, Cambodia . December 4, 2013
SCW: oh my god. that is all. oh my god.
me: holy hell. i just wet my pants
SCW: yeah, i’m wiping up the floor beneath me.
me: hahaha we’re gonna leave a trail like slugs all over bedford avenue
Sister: it’s in tysons. $175 for 6 sessions
me: holy crap balls. get it (for me)
Sister: wth lol
Sister: lol are you forreal? i haven’t looked up reviews about the place. i can’t imagine it being bad, though at tysons. that is an expensive gift, my friend. lol bougie wants it too?
me: but you love me. and i’m not your friend, i’m your sister.
Sister: LMAO stfu
Sister: lol well look up the reviews and tell me what you think.
Sister: it’s for the “small” area only
Sister: so probably face and pits, not your down there
me: i’ll buy my own down there
me: I’m hairier than bougie. boug has no hair, except for her upper lip.