BFF: I got my refund! woop woop!
BFF: And all but a couple hundred is going into my savings
me: told ya! “Happy birthday! Love, America”
me: in return, America wants stimulation
BFF: thank’s ‘Merica!
BFF: what stimulation?
BFF: I can go buy some panties
BFF: stimulate that economy
me: the economical vagina with your tax moneys
BFF: LMAO I’ll also buy beer
BFF: so that’s all kinds of stimulation
BFF: it’ll be your turn next
BFF: what will you do to stimulate the economy
me: stimulate Cambodia’s econ when i go make it rain there
me: it’s gonna be a monsoooooooon
Sean: price tag is my fav song ever
Sean: by whats her face
me: price tag?
Sean: jessie j
Sean: hot chav. no, she’s awful
Sean: but she’s hot in a trashy kinda way
me: i hate that song
Sean: i dont need your money yet she still sings it and makes millions. wuteva skank. slightly more retarded katy perry
Sean: ugghhh giving me a literal headache
me: what is???
Sean: katy perry now. trying to get into this shit but i can’t
me: she’s skull fucking you with a mental strap-on
Sean: jesus. you’re hardcore
Sean: literally read that in shock
me: =X never thought that was possible lol
Sean: youve never said anything like that
me: lol I keep it at a poops, farts, and sweaty tits level with most people. WELCOME TO THE NEXT LEVEL. jk
Sean: not jk. we’re bros for life now
Note to self: Don’t ever Tumblr search “skull fuck” again.
SCW: oh my god. that is all. oh my god.
me: holy hell. i just wet my pants
SCW: yeah, i’m wiping up the floor beneath me.
me: hahaha we’re gonna leave a trail like slugs all over bedford avenue