Random Memories

There was this one time my girlfriends and I went to New Orleans. By my charming ways, I got us into the House of Blues to see Future for free. [Voila! Magic!] And by charming I mean I went up to a group of dudes in front of a tour bus and asked, “So, who’s performing tonight?” I wonder if Future’s manager still has my number, and if so, what does he has my name listed as?? Probably something amazing.