me: probably would’ve stayed longer if she had a popeyes
BFF: LMAO oooomfg your right. like wow
me: You’ll know where to find me if Kam and I were over
BFF: LMAO I’ll have to check every Popeyes in NYC, but I will find you
me: You’ll know I’ve hit rock bottom when you find me at the end of a trail of plastic flasks of rail vodka and sweet tea jugs
BFF: LMAOO OMG NO!!