Bike chains

 me:  you have to teach me how to chain up my bike
 Kamron:  we need to also get you a chain
 me:  will my chain hang down to my diiiiiiiiick?
 Kamron:  no
for the last time
you don’t have a penis
you are a woman
you have a vagina
me:  stop ruining my dreams.
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