Older sister: fyi GWAR was in the paper today
me: did they show the singer’s giant penis?
Older sister: apparently some peeps are trying to put up a giant confederate flag
and someone said they should have gwar there and will scare them away
Older sister: no……….
Older sister: why would they have that in the paper ..how is that even a question
me: we got sprayed with his penis
Older sister: you’re disgusting.
me: green smegma and blood and the blood of jesus
Older sister: i’m sure.
me: and obama and dead babies