BFF: I got my refund! woop woop!
BFF: And all but a couple hundred is going into my savings
me: told ya! “Happy birthday! Love, America”
me: in return, America wants stimulation
BFF: thank’s ‘Merica!
BFF: what stimulation?
BFF: I can go buy some panties
BFF: stimulate that economy
me: the economical vagina with your tax moneys
BFF: LMAO I’ll also buy beer
BFF: so that’s all kinds of stimulation
BFF: it’ll be your turn next
BFF: what will you do to stimulate the economy
me: stimulate Cambodia’s econ when i go make it rain there
me: it’s gonna be a monsoooooooon